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This is Charlie, a local chicken from Arizona who received a pair of blue pants from his owner, Debra Snodgrass. In a video Snodgrass posted to Facebook, Charlie still does chicken things (read: running around and clucking), but he now looks very professional while doing so.

Like most things this amazing, the "why" is unclear. Is Charlie going for a job interview? Do chickens work like house-elves, and Charlie's gift of clothes set him free? Does Charlie think the blue goes well with his chin wattles?

We may never know.