Donald Trump doesn't have ??? ????? ????a monopoly on embarrassing, on-the-nose hats. It seems that Melania loves them too.

The Trumps touched down in Texas on Tuesday in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, and, unsurprisingly, Donald the Understated wore a big white "USA" cap for the occasion. (Also unsurprisingly, he brought up crowd size while speaking to a group of locals affected by the storm. Very chill!)

Melania wore a bizarre hat of her very own to go with her newly-donned Stan Smiths -- a black baseball cap that says "FLOTUS." To be fair, this could be a useful accessory: it's easy to forget being FLOTUS is her job and not Ivanka's.

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Perhaps this is why, unlike all of Donald's bad hats, this hat is not (yet) available for purchase online. If it can be bought, then Ivanka might buy it -- and then how will we tell who is the real first lady?