Why have ellie kemper funny sex videoa vehicle when you can have a mushy, drivable meat lump?

Such is the perspective of the new E4 show Carjackers, in which people steal their loved ones' cars, then get them altered beyond recognition.

One woman, for example, transformed her fiancé's regular car into a chicken nugget, because her fiancé enjoys chicken nuggets. Who can argue with that logic?

Here is the car. It's not made using actual fried meat -- it was just intended to looklike fried meat.

It does not.

In fact, without the prominently displayed "I Love Nuggets" sign, we at Mashablethink this car looks more like the following:

• Pie crust

• Mustard

• Used kitchen sponge

• Moldy sponge cake

• Cornbread

• Vomit

Anyway, if you see this car driving around, do not try to eat it.

[H/T: BuzzFeed]