Hiddle,anal sex squirt video as we now must refer to Tom Hiddleston in a post-Hiddleswift world, is somehow moving on with his life.

Hiddleston made good use of his special talent for being outshined by posing for the new Gucci tailoring campaign with some fantastic Afghan hounds.

The suits are quite dapper, but they have nothing on a good I Heart T.S. tank top as statement pieces.

Hiddleston is pensive in the shots, communicating to his canine cohorts that he's suave enough to play James Bond with a prolonged gaze.

The photos were shot by Glen Luchford and not an esteemed member of the paparazzi that Hiddleswift tipped off, which is why they look more elegant than staged "candids."