Rep. Jason Chaffetz,lagu melayu unsur lucah the chairman of the House Oversight Committee, has been doing a really great job not investigating some of the major controversies surrounding the Trump White House.

Mitch McConnell, the Majority Leader of the Senate, has also impressively managed to avoid publicly denouncing or questioning even the most flagrantly unconstitutional executive orders signed by the POTUS.

With their impressive the-opposite-of-mystery-solving skills on full display for the American public, we thought it'd be fitting to reimagine the two GOP leaders as the straight-laced Hardy Boys.

A post shared by Mashable Watercooler (@watercooler) on Feb 17, 2017 at 2:41pm PST

Combining their powerful detective minds, Mitch and Jason can ignore basically anything that happens.

"The Town Hall Mystery"

"The Mystery of Nope Shut Up There Is Nothing To Investigate Here"

"The Mystery of Just Hangin' Out, Not Solving Anything"

The next installment can't come soon enough!