As a taxpaying citizen whose style icon is sri lankan aunty sex videos in school vanNorth West, I'm pretty psyched about the Kimye kids' klothing kollaboration, The Kids Supply.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are selling mini versions of their wardrobe staples, which are very cute and will not fit me. And yet, I'm charmed by a children's jacket that costs over $200 and is almost definitely dry clean only.

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Except for the notable absence of tutus and leather jackets, this kollection has pretty much everything I would like to wear and want children to wear. But since there's only so many $65 pairs of sweatpants for four-year-olds I can rationalize, here are my ten favorite pieces.

1. Calabasas Reversible Jacket, $240

Yes, I would like to wear directions to Drake's house!

2. Silk Bias Dress in Blush, $125

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This is also basically pajamas, but I could roll out of bed for brunch, slap on some Glossier Boy Brow, and look very fancy while I throw back rosé.

3. Silk Bias Dress in Ink, $125

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Nothing is worth owning if you don't already own it in black.

4. Calabasas Sweatpants, $65

As a 27-year-old professional, I would like to wear these sweatpants every day.

5. Jacquard Choker, $22

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I'm going to assume that my neck is larger than a child's neck, although this isn't anything I can back up with facts. However, it's always nice to have an extra hair tie! I'm sure no one will notice that it says the word "kids" on it, which would look weird. But if they do, it's probably a close friend who needed to borrow a hair tie and I obliged because I'm a saint. Just like Saint West.

6. Kids Embroidered Hat, $35

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But still, this hat is pretty cute! Would it definitely make me seem like Steve Buscemi in 30 Rock? Yes, probably.

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Maybe people would think I'm just a fan of the the movie Kids, but that's also very bad, regardless of my enormous gratitude for Chloë Sevigny's body of work.

7. Fire Long Sleeve Tee, $45

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I miss Hot Topic.

9. Calabasas Thermal Set, $105

Pajama sets are always great, and this one would make me feel like someone who vacations in Aspen.

10. Epic Topanga Hoodie and Jogger Set, $125

I still don't get fashion camo, but I'm willing to admit that I want to seem like someone who gets fashion camo.