We love spoiling our pets,fake female taxi sex videos but this might be the most extradose of pampering for a pooch we've ever seen. And we're definitely not mad about it.

Twitter user Tommy is house sitting for his aunt, which includes watching her fluffy Pomeranian, Pepper, while she's away. Instead of leaving a short note explaining when Pepper should be fed, Tommy's aunt left the greatest instructions list for her pampered pooch titled "Pepper: The most beautiful girl in the world." And she's not wrong. This dog is GORGEOUS.

Tommy posted a picture of Pepper and his aunt's note on Twitter.

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The note starts off explaining when and how much Pepper is fed, played with, etc, and then ends with the communication expectations:

Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay. Face Time with Pepper so I can talk to her.

Okay, so photo evidence of Pepper's day is obviously very important. We understand. She's adorable.

But then, the aunt leaves a list of "DON'Ts" when it comes to Pepper. It states:

Yell at Pepper -- she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate.

Hit, spank, or kick Pepper -- don't you hurt her!

Let her escape -- know where she's at at all times.

and most important......

Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!

I mean, we kind of do hate her cause we ain't her. Just look at her! Pepper is a true QUEEN.

This list is pure gold, and "Don't you hate her cause you ain't her" embodies the confidence we should all carry with us everyday.

Princess Pepper is now loving her new internet fame and Tommy was kind enough to show her wearing little PENGUIN PAJAMAS. Oh, she also has some purple accents on her tail and ears because she is very stylish.

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Goodbye, everyone. That's enough cuteness for today. Bow down to Queen Pepper.