Please allow me to introduce you to Old Man Bacon.

Old Man Bacon is hairy lesbian sex videosa dog with strikingly human-like features, who is fast winning over the internet with his extremely expressive face. Bacon's Instagram account is flooded with pictures of him looking concerned, anxious, shocked, and despondent — all the big (and now very normal) 2018 emotions.

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Bacon's looks of dread and despair are endearing and relatable — they also kind of make me want to buy him an especially strong Long Island Iced Tea.

Though, it's probably best not to give dogs alcohol or project my human emotions onto them in a somewhat problematic way.

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But don't worry, despite Bacon's proclivity for frowning he's actually quite the happy pup!

The Pekingese, Dachshund, and Chihuahua mix was adopted over a year ago and now lives in Florida with his family, according to Get Leashed Magazine.

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Happy for you, Bacon!